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(SINGING) Did you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life
seen a long-legged sailor with his long-legged wife?
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No, I've never ever, ever in my long-legged
seen a long-legged sailor with this long-legged wife.
Did you ever, ever, ever--
My the mother lived in one world.
I was always looking for another.
Once I tried to squeeze down a rabbit hole.
Then I tried digging all the way to China.
That's where I learned a mysterious electric force
protected the center of the Earth.
Later I tried to make the carpet from the front hall
fly me to Persia.
I always wished for the same two things, which
were really only one thing.
I wanted something magical to happen to me.
And I wanted my mother to get well.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CAR HONKING]
The weatherman said it was a good day for traveling.
Hello, Harriet.
Hi, Harriet.
Hey, you can't sit here.
Going some place?
A sleepover.
Whose?
You weren't invited.
And you were?
You believed that stupid rumor.
It's not a rumor.
You're really weird.
Thank you.
According to the National Enquirer,
the UFO would land at 9:00 AM.
It was supposed to be a surveying
craft from another planet and abduct one or two
humans for medical experiments.
I was volunteering.
Alaska.
Class?
Juno?
OK.
Minnesota.
Class, Minnesota.
[BLUBBERING]
Now, st. Paul is the capital of Minnesota.
And I hope we remember that because that's
going to be important.
I'm down here!
People.
[GIBBERISH]
In Massachusetts.
Down here.
[GIBBERISH]
Massachusetts?
Eric, yes.
Ms. Mosher, the UFO is going to land.
People, there is no UFO landing.
Harriet Frankovitz thinks there is.
Down here!
I'm down here!
[INAUDIBLE]
We need to concentrate here.
[BELL RINGS]
I'll be back.
[LAUGHTER]
My mother says I was born with an angel on my shoulder.
This is supposed to bring me luck and happiest.
I think she lied.
Mom, do you think I was switched to another baby
at the hospital?
No way, sweet pea.
Maybe I was--
I was left in a basket with a note to my blanket.
No basket.
No, no Harriet.
Just hoping.
Mom!
You're driving on the wrong side of the road again.
OK.
Buckle up.
I already did.
[CAR HONKING]
Oh boy.
It'll be OK.
Oh, for goodness sake.
Hold on, sweetie.
These people.
Oh. that's better.
Sorry I scared you, sweetheart.
Harriet, where were you going today?
On a vacation.
I thought we agreed that you wouldn't run away anymore.
I wasn't running away.
I was just taking a vacation.
Honey, children don't go on vacations
without their mothers.
I'm not a child.
Harriet, how old are you?
10.
I'm glad we agree on something.
Sometimes I felt my mother was smart and really beautiful.
Other times I worried a nest of spiders was living in her hair
and they were eating through her skull and chewing on her brain.
[DIGGING]
Harriet!
Come on.
Mom has to take a rest.
Come on!
Coming!
[GIBBERISH]
[GIBBERISH] Anybody out there?
Mom.
What?
Mm.
What?
Do they ever answer?
Mhm, once.
Yeah?
What did they say?
Let's go on vacation?
Hey, Harriet, if you're done with that,
go get Gwen from the office.
[MAN TALKING ON TV]
Once Gwen caught me and got mad.
She said to me mom drank twice as much to get the same drunk.
I think it's better for her to take her twice as long.
Thanks, Jane
You're welcome.
[MAN TALKING ON TV]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Gwen?
Gwen, are you in there?
Gwen?
What?
Come on, Gwen.
Please open up.
Ugh.
What?
Mom said to find you.
Well, you didn't.
But she's sick.
So is Geoffrey, and I'm taking care of him already.
So just go find someone else to bother.
My sister Gwen should have been a nurse.
She was always making some guy feel better.
The alpha man, human salamanders, the snake people.
[CAR SCREECHING]
You want to buy a rock?
My son needs a bathroom, and I need to tow.
He can use a bush.
He's very particular.
He needs a toilet.
There's a phone at the motel over there
and lots of bathrooms.
[HUMMING]
What's wrong with him?
That's Ricky.
He was born blue.
Hi, Ricky.
Honey, could you show us the motel?
You have California plates.
Are you from Disneyland?
$10.
The water pump's broken.
Do you know about cars?
Got one that needs work?
No, but I'm thinking about getting a new one.
I got a spy ring in the mail--
It [INAUDIBLE] It's also a dog whistle.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
You can have it.
Dogs don't come.
Here's your money.
Where's the key?
It's cabin 14.
It's to the right.
I'll take you around.
At the end.
Who's going to fix your car?
Not you.
Ricky, come along.
Follow me.
See you later, alligator.
You're supposed to say, in a while, crocodile.
Don't bother the guests.
I wasn't.
He was bothering me.
In the future, just don't talk to them
But I like talking to them.
You like talking to anyone who'll listen.
[MAN TALKING ON TV]
Hey, mom.
There's a booger on my fork.
It's probably just some cheese.
Don't worry about it.
Just eat it.
Hey, mom.
You know what?
What?
I saw a unicorn at Sanderson last week.
I already heard about it.
It was just a horse with a plastic cone glued to his head.
No, it was a real unicorn.
They found it in some rich guy's private zoo.
It had been mistreated for years and finally they let it out.
Good for it.
Harriet, don't bother mom now.
Hey mom, you know what?
What?
Raindrops are perfectly round.
Not shaped like tears.
You have to look really fast to see a raindrop.
And there's this ocean of water under a desert in Africa.
In some places, there are mountains under the sea.
But the water is so deep, the mountains
are completely covered.
Hey, shut up!
Make me.
All right.
That's it, OK?
Enough, both of you.
I didn't get a chance to tell mom
about the sixth grader in my school who has three nipples.
The third one is right between the other two.
Mom.
What?
What color was I when I was born?
You were kind of red.
You were throwing a tantrum.
Well, maybe I didn't want to come out because I
knew you were already here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[COUGH ING]
Do you think you could wash the dishes any slower?
Come on, Chicklet, time for bed.
Could I get what's wrong with Ricky?
Who's Ricky?
Cabin 14.
He's with his mom.
Hmm.
Why is he sick?
Nobody-- but he didn't say anything.
That might be a good thing for you to catch.
Gwen said he's retarded.
Sweetheart, that's not catchy.
That's just an unfortunate accident of fate.
[GIBBERISH]
Trade you ring.
What?
I'll trade you for the ring.
Great.
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
Where did you get it?
Disneyland.
I'd like to live there.
No, people can't-- people can't live there.
It's not real-- it's not a real house.
No, it's a castle.
It's not a real castle.
I'd still like to live there.
OK.
Hey, come on.
Come on, Ricky.
No.
Come on.
I'm not supposed to go any place if my mom can't see me.
Oh, come on.
[MUSIC - DIXIE CUPS, "IKO IKO"]
Come on.
Cabin 7.
That's easy.
Vertical crawl.
The shower in cabin 8 has got weak water.
[MUSIC - DIXIE CUPS, "IKO IKO"]
Come on, Ricky.
I love this.
We-- we could get in trouble.
Not-ah, you'd hear a car
[MUSIC - DIXIE CUPS, "IKO IKO"]
Car's coming
Is not.
Ah!
House keeping.
Harriet!
Get off.
I'm going to tell mom!
[LAUGHING]
[MUSIC - DIXIE CUPS, "IKO IKO"]
I have to go to school.
Bye.
You live here at a hotel.
My mom got it as a divorce present.
Ha ha.
Bus.
[CLASSROOM CHATTER]
Ricky?
Don't come in.
I've got the flu.
You were supposed to bring an extra blanket.
Nobody told me.
Hi, Ricky.
Hi.
Come on.
Where are you two going?
Nowhere.
Well, keep within earshot.
Stay away from the highway.
We will.
Come on.
[INAUDIBLE]
Joey Turner was born covered with hair and had a tail too.
They amputated it.
And this kid in my last year's class had webbed toes.
He's double jointed, so he could walk on his hands
with his head between his legs.
And Ms Nicoles at the market, when they opened her
up to take out a tumor, they found the skeleton of a twin
that was never born.
Oh, Ricky, there's a sixth grader in my school
who has three nipples.
The third one is right between the other two.
What do you think of that?
You talk a lot.
Makes up for how you never say anything.
Somebody doesn't always have to be saying something.
[HUMMING]
What song were you humming?
Mine.
I made it up.
Sounds like jingle bells.
It's not.
Do you know where Santa lives?
Yeah.
No.
North pole.
Do you want to meet Santa?
[INAUDIBLE]
[SCREAMING]
I don't know where Santa keeps his big sled.
He keeps it in a hangar at the airport.
What's a hangar?
I don't know.
It's a garage for things that fly.
Garage for things that fly.
Where do they make the toys?
In a workshop.
But where do they make them?
Here, at night.
When everybody like us goes home,
the people that work here never sleep.
They just take cat naps.
This is not the real North Pole.
It's a retirement village full of Santas
and elves and reindeers.
[HUMMING]
Are you concentrating, Ricky?
Yeah, yes, yes.
OK, keep on concentrating.
[HUMMING]
Our brains are moving through the string.
They are stopping now.
What's my middle name?
I don't know.
The brain transfer was a failure.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, I don't want to know her.
[LAUGHTER]
But I think I could love her.
Crimson and clover.
And when she comes walking over.
Now I've been waiting to show her.
Crimson and clover.
Over and over.
Morning.
Hi.
Harriet, this is Gary.
How are you doing?
Gwen has a trumpet up her butt.
You should hear her blow.
What are you eating?
I'm on a hunger strike.
By tomorrow, I'll be nothing but skin and bones,
and you'll have to stick a tube down my throat
so I won't starve to death.
[LAUGHTER]
When your car's fixed, where are you and your mom going?
To a home.
To your house?
To a home.
A place where other people like me live.
With their mothers?
No mothers allowed.
Can I come?
No.
I have to go there because my mom is afraid of me being alone
when she dies.
People don't die of the flu.
People die of cancer.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I want to go.
Nobody buys anything.
No, we have to wait a little longer.
Why, what-- what are we waiting for?
For someone to rescue me.
Is he-- is he driving a car?
I want him to rescue me too.
Maybe, but you're sort of different.
My mom said before I was born, I was the same as everybody else,
better even.
My mom said I'm from I'm from a place where
I'm the smartest person there.
Everybody sings.
Well, maybe the home will be like that,
and it will look like a castle and have a moat around it
and have gardens.
Bushes shaped like animals.
I don't want to go to a home.
Sometimes great ideas came to me all at once.
I knew something nobody else did.
I knew when you let go of a balloon,
it kept on going up and up until somebody caught it again.
Because last year, some guy escaped from San Quentin
in a beach chair.
But Ricky was depending on me.
It looked like it could break.
Want to go or not?
OK, break this over it and give it a name.
Name it.
Your name is Harriet.
And with no further burdens, return to Earth.
With engine--
Mom, how do they go to the bathroom?
What?
How do the astronauts go to the bathroom?
Honey, you don't want to know.
They can go to the moon.
Can they go to Mars?
The moon is much closer than Mars.
[MAN ON TV] The next burn would place Apollo 12 on a new path
to the moon.
Is there a planet where everybody's dumber than us?
Sure, it's the one we're all Gwen's boyfriends are from.
[MAN ON TV] Apollo 12, in order to land at the proper site with
the proper lighting [INAUDIBLE] break out of the [INAUDIBLE]
Path.
That was a good one, mom.
You're not going to eat?
No.
Come on, Ricky.
Come on, you saw me do it.
I didn't fall.
Yeah, I know you did it.
I can do it.
OK, come on.
I can do it.
Just pretend like the water's not even there.
Now, hold on really tight.
Both feet.
OK, now, walk across and don't look down.
Don't look down.
No, no, keep your head up and pretend
the water's not even there.
And it's like you're walking on a sidewalk.
OK, all right, come on.
Come on, Ricky.
Ricky, are you OK?
I'm OK.
Are you stuck?
I'm stuck.
OK, OK, stay there, and I'm going
to come over and get you, OK?
OK.
Turn out the light.
Hm?
Turn out the light.
You're ready?
Close your eyes.
We'll think of really good things, OK?
OK.
Bye.
Hey, Harriet.
That retard your boyfriend?
Bye, Ricky.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Keep up conversation.
Pick up catch phrase.
Lay it down on the freaky side of town.
Don't let me seem so--
Don't let me wander too far.
[TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR PLAYING]
Harriet.
Could you come forward please?
Your sister's in the hallway, OK?
[CRYING]
- Mo-- Harriet.
Harriet, please come out.
I have something important to tell you.
Tell me.
Come out first.
Harriet.
Mom, mom.
Mom died.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I always figured I'd leave my mother, but she left me first.
Amen.
[TRAIN HONKING]
Amen.
Hi.
Ever seen snow?
Yeah, have you?
No.
Where did you get it?
Ice machine.
We're-- we're-- we're one big, sad monster.
Four legs, four arms, two heads, two noses.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Thank God.
Is she OK?
She's asleep.
It's OK.
You can go now.
OK.
Good night, Ricky.
Good night.
Ricky, good night.
Night.
Here let me help you.
I can do it myself.
Stop it.
Do you want to sleep in my room with me tonight?
No.
Don't be mad at me about mom.
It's not my fault. I don't think it's your fault either.
I'm glad she's dead.
You don't mean that.
I won't miss her at all.
Harriet, you loved her.
She loved you too very much.
Sometimes just-- things just happen sometimes.
Look, you don't have to worry about being an orphan
or anything.
You got me.
The booby prize.
I'm trying to tell you something here, Harriet.
So I'm going to be your mother now.
What do you think about that?
I don't need a mother.
Sure you do.
My mother is in a box covered with dirt.
No, I'm your mother.
I had you when I was 15.
I was letting mom be your mother.
You're lying.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
Go away, Gwen.
I wish you died.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, Harriet.
Was your mother DOA?
When they pulled her out, she was stiff as an ironing board
and flat as a pancake, but they couldn't find her eyeballs.
The impact must have popped them right out of her head.
[MURMURING]
Good morning, class.
Hello.
Let's open our books to page Z 10.
It's in the very back, OK?
Z 10, all right.
Now, I'm going to start reading, and then if one of you
would like to read as well, just raise your hand, OK?
Put your hands on mine.
Lightly.
Now, put it on mine very gently.
Now, I ask a question.
Who is my real mother?
Harriet.
Would you excuse us?
I need your help today.
Doing what?
Go get the sheets.
Close together.
Great big smile, now.
Big smile.
Harriet, come on.
I'm waiting.
I'm not mad at you, OK?
But I want you to promise me something.
What?
Promise me you won't hang around Ricky anymore.
Ricky is my best friend.
He can't be, Harriet.
He's a man.
He's a grown up.
He's retarded.
Hang around him long enough, you'll start talking like him
or walking like him maybe even acting like him.
Well, at least it would be better
than walking and talking and acting like you.
Promise me.
I promise.
But you said it was mine.
Well, I know I made it for you and everything,
but I need to use it.
You're an Indian giver.
We could both go.
Well, there's only room for one.
OK, you can have it.
Thanks.
I said goodbye to all my favorite places,
and to some that weren't.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BUS HONKING]
Come here.
Have a nice day.
We will.
We're having a field trip.
[BUS HONKING]
We should put it down here.
Don't forget to miss me.
I won't.
Get off the ropes.
Let him go.
OK.
OK, OK, I'm leaving now.
OK, bye.
Bye.
You're not going anywhere.
Yes, I am.
Ricky, I'm flying.
You're still on the rock.
OK, OK, three, two, one.
Lift off.
Ricky, we did it.
I knew we could do it.
I'm really flying.
Bye bye.
Bye, Harriet.
Ricky, this is really neat.
I'll come back for you.
Oh, oh.
Bye, Harriet.
Bye.
You're stuck in a tree.
Ricky, go get your mom and tell her
to call the fire department, but tell her not to tell Gwen.
OK, OK, OK.
Don't tell Gwen.
Thank you.
You got it.
[HUMMING]
You can't keep running away, Harriet.
This is your life, and you better get used to it
and get used to me because this is all there is.
OK, you want to go to Hargrove where there
are bars on the windows, and they strap you down in a bed
and feed you baby food all day, because that's
where they're sending Ricky, and that's
where they send little girls who run away.
I was just saying that.
I would never send you there.
Is it true about Ricky and Hargrove?
That's where he's going, but I don't--
I don't know what it's like.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
She can't come out.
They-- they fixed the car.
They fixed the car.
Let me go.
Ricky, stop it.
I don't want to go home.
Ricky, Ricky, [INAUDIBLE].
Ricky!
Stop.
Stop!
Ricky!
Leah will find him, and you're going to go back to school.
Ricky.
I don't want to go to a home.
Harriet.
This is American slavery.
Thought he might try to take the bus back to San Diego,
but no one's seen him at the station.
No one's seen him anywhere.
He gets lost so easily.
Harriet.
He might change his mind.
He might try to come back.
Where would Ricky go?
How should I know?
Ricky's mom is really worried.
He's been gone all day.
Think hard.
I am.
It will be dark in a couple of hours.
Ricky will be frightened.
Please.
If you have any idea where Ricky is--
I don't.
Leave me alone.
I'm sick and tired of your bad attitude.
I'm sick of you.
Come here.
Get out of my sight.
I don't want to see you.
[HUMMING]
Ricky.
Ricky, it's me.
Ricky.
I'm hiding.
Your mother's looking for you.
I don't want her to find me.
She called the police.
Am I going to jail?
Well, both of us.
That's what they do to kids who make trouble.
I think jail is about the same as Hargrove.
I don't know what that is.
It's the home you're going to.
No, you said it was a castle with bushes
shaped like animals.
It's not.
I don't want to go.
I don't want to go to a home.
I can take care of myself by myself.
I could take care of myself by myself.
[SIRENS]
Let's get out of here Ricky.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Where are we going to?
To Canada.
We're going to take the Underground Railroad.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I have to go to the bathroom.
Wow, Ricky, look.
Wow.
Come on, Ricky.
[INAUDIBLE] Bathroom.
Ricky concentrated on food and shelter.
My job was to make big pronouncements
and worry about the future.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Why are you doing that?
So UFOs can land.
Oh.
I want my golden arm.
Stop, I don't want--
I don't like stories like that.
I'm telling the kind of story I want.
I'm a leader, and you're the follower.
I don't want to be the follower.
We could both be leaders.
That's not how it works.
Says who?
Says me.
I crown you, Prince Ricky.
Ricky got promoted.
It made a big difference in his outlook.
Close your eyes.
OK.
Almost.
Oh.
Hey, what-- what is that?
Indian sunburn.
Have you ever been this happy before?
Oh, yeah, that was fun.
On my birthday, my mom told me to Baskin Robbins.
Let me try all 31 flavors.
That's how many flavors they have, 31.
What's your favorite flavor?
Oh, ice cream is for little kids.
You're a little kid.
Am not.
Yes, you are.
Am not.
Yes, you are.
You-- you don't want to be a little girl
because little girls get sad.
Who asked you?
You have to be nice to me.
I'm your only friend.
Rickey, Rickey, you awake?
Rickey.
Good morning.
You want to go exploring?
Throat hurts.
Did you ever, ever, ever in you long-legged life
seen a long-legged sailor with his long-legged wife.
No, I've never, ever, ever in the long-legged life
seen a long-legged sailor with his long-legged wife.
If you're the princess, and I'm the prince,
we're supposed to be married.
OK.
Somebody has to marry us.
I'll marry you, and you can marry me.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Your turn.
OK, now, I, Harriet Frankovitz, take Ricky Richard Schroth
as my lawfully wedded husband.
Now you say, I, Richard Schroth.
I, Richard Shr--
Schroth.
Of the Magic Kingdom.
Take Harriet Frankovitz as my wife.
Take Harriet as my wife.
OK, now put the ring on my finger.
I want a ring.
OK, now, you're supposed to kiss me.
Aha.
I-- I don't want to.
I'm not supposed to kiss girls or touch myself.
Here, now everything of mine is yours,
and everything is yours is mine.
Could I have one of your books?
If I can have your rabbit's foot.
Deal?
Deal.
Let's practice being mermaids.
Let's be mermaids.
No, I don't want to.
I'm cold.
Hey, Ricky.
Come sit by the fire.
I don't want to.
We're one big monster.
Four arms, four legs, and two noses.
I want to go home.
But we can't go back.
I want my mom.
I need my mom.
I'll go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Harriet.
Where have you been?
I've been so worried.
Are you OK?
Harriet, where have you been?
Did you even look for me?
Ricky, Ricky.
Can you hear me, darling?
I'm right here.
Harriet, whose idea was this?
Both of ours.
Where did you sleep?
In here.
Where did Ricky sleep?
In here.
I'll meet you there.
I'll be right there.
I sure hope you got this out of your system,
because you're never going to see this place again.
That's what you think.
What?
Nothing.
[RADIO CHATTER]
[TV SOUNDS]
[WOMAN ON TV] Yes, Doctor.
No one will see a thing.
Stay put.
Leah, Leah, I need to talk to you about Ricky.
I'm not saying it's his fault, but Harriet's only 10 years
old, and I don't want him here.
Ricky knows the difference between right and wrong.
He doesn't know anything about what you're worried about.
These are our last few days together.
I'm not made of money.
We're paid up for the week.
We're staying the week.
Leah.
Harriet, go with Gwen.
I have to know about Ricky.
He's getting stronger.
You were right to get help.
I want to see him.
No, you can't, please.
Go home now.
Are you going to die soon?
Not too soon.
You can adopt me.
No, sweetheart, you belong here.
Gwen missed you very much.
But she doesn't like Ricky.
She doesn't understand.
That's all.
Run along.
[CHATTER ON TV]
That's fine.
That's good.
Yeah, you too.
Bye.
That was Leah.
Ricky's just got the flu.
The hospital's going to keep him another day.
He's afraid to be alone in the dark.
Leah's staying with him.
Can I go there?
No kids just immediate family.
Somebody coming over tonight?
Not for a few minutes.
You want to sit up here with me for a while?
No, you know, if you sit that close, you'll get cross-eyed.
I don't care.
[MAN ON TV] --but when they looked the other day,
they noticed that all that's left is one fat fish.
Gwen, are wife's immediate family?
Sure.
Harriet, Harriet, is my hair too high?
I don't know.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi, I'm here to see Ricky Schroth.
And you are?
His wife.
Just go sit down over there please.
But we're married.
Just go sit down, ma'am.
I'm here to see my husband.
You are not married to Ricky.
He says I am.
We had a ceremony and everything.
We are talking about this later.
I think Gwen was mostly upset that I
got married before her seeing how I was so much younger.
[MUSIC - STEPPENWOLF, "MAGIC CARPET RIDE"]
(SINGING) Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
and so I wished that I could stay.
Before the thing could answer me,
well, someone came and took the lamp away.
I looked around, a lousy candles all I found.
Well, you don't know what we can find.
Why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet
ride.
Well, you don't know what we can see--
Ricky!
Leave them alone, Harriet.
How are you?
Harriet, get over here.
My mom says I'm not supposed to talk to you.
Ricky?
What's wrong?
Harriet.
Ricky.
Now.
I mean it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ricky.
This is a goodbye card from Harriet.
What is it?
From Harriet for you to say goodbye.
Was it a nice card?
Nice card.
She made it.
Say goodbye.
To Ricky, goodbye from Harriet.
That's lovely.
I'm going to turn the light off now.
Are you ready?
Ready.
Good night, Ricky.
I love you.
Good night.
Hi.
Are you mad at me?
Are we are we still friends?
Secret friends.
Otherwise, we can't be friends at all.
OK.
It doesn't matter anyway.
Prince Ricky, I grant you three wishes.
I-- I-- I don't want to do that [INAUDIBLE]..
Come on.
OK.
I want to stay here.
That's fine.
You get two more.
I want my mom to live forever.
That's two.
You have one.
I want a 100 more wishes.
You can't do that.
You only have three.
[LAUGHS] I want to be as smart as everybody else.
Just for a day.
That last wish of Ricky's I could grant.
It didn't take any magic powers.
What did you tell your mom?
I said I was watching TV.
She's in the city.
The doctor is there.
Good morning, class.
Good morning, Ms. Mosher.
OK.
Does anybody have anything for show and tell today?
Sonia?
I think that everyone should collecting something,
so I found a bunch of bottle caps.
And I glued them on this.
Very nice.
Is there something you can tell us about these today?
No.
No?
Is there a reason you've collected that?
To bring them here.
What else?
Well, that's so resourceful, Sonia.
Thank you.
Another thing we can do with bottle caps if we like,
is you take one bottle cap, and then you collect some pebbles.
And you put them inside the bottle cap,
and then you get another bottle cap.
And you put it on top, and then you tape it all together.
And it makes a little tambourine.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, then you can have them.
Well, thank you very much.
OK.
Did anyone else bring anything today
that maybe we could learn from for show and tell?
Melissa, do you have anything today?
John?
I want to.
All right.
We have a guest today, and he's a friend of Harriet.
And his name is Richard.
Come on up, Richard.
Come on.
I postcards of every place that I've ever been.
This is the Pacific Ocean, and these are surfers.
Richard, we can show them to everybody.
We can't see.
Well, come on now.
And you can show them, Richard.
This is the world's biggest roller coaster.
I went on the front three times, three times.
Went on-- I-- I rode it, rode it three times up front.
This is the biggest piece of art.
It's not, really.
Oh, these people have guns.
[LAUGHS] Girls dressed as lobsters.
You can't eat them.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Girl riding a--
Elevator.
Even Ms. Mosher said Ricky's best postcard
was of the desert jackalope.
It's a cross between a jackrabbit and an envelope.
I heard of them before but never seen one.
Harriet?
They are leaving.
Your mom's packing your car.
I know.
You're going to go with her?
I have to.
But you don't belong there.
Yes, I do.
I belong there.
I'm going to stay the same.
You like me now, but you won't like me later.
You're going to grow up.
I'm not.
No!
[INAUDIBLE]
Stop it!
Get off!
Stop it!
Get away!
Stop it!
Mom!
Stop it!
Go away!
Stop it!
Look at me!
Stop!
Did he hurt--
No!
Tell me what he did!
[INAUDIBLE]
Did he hurt you?
Drop down!
Ow!
Let him go!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Go away!
Run away, Harriet!
Run away and call the police!
Someone help!
I'm sorry.
Watch your head.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I know.
You're worried about Ricky.
Leo went and got them right away.
Nothing happened to him.
Can I go see him?
No.
Listen to me.
It's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong,
but Ricky could have hurt you.
He wasn't hurting me.
I was trying to keep him from hurting.
Keep him from hurting?
You don't know anything.
I can't know unless you tell me.
I was taking care of him, making him feel better.
He was crying, and he was hurt.
He was upset.
He didn't want to leave.
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
Why don't you go say goodbye?
Stay away.
Ricky.
You're a bad person.
Ricky, what's wrong?
Come on.
Get in the car.
Lea?
I'm so sorry about--
I know.
I'm sorry too.
Ricky!
See you later, alligator!
In a while, crocodile.
Gwen?
Down here.
You're supposed to wait with me till the sandman come.
OK.
Am I supposed to tell you a story?
Sometimes.
But mostly, we just talk about stuff.
OK.
Do I pick the subject, or do you?
Either.
[MUSIC PLAYING - PATTY GRIFFIN, "ONE BIG LOVE"]
Turn up a light.
OK.
Ready?
(SINGING) Let's take a ride to the seaside.
We can go out swimming in the high tide.
Just wear your shorts and your long hair.
Don't forget the lawn chair.
Everybody's is gone to the movies.
Everybody's gone, and it's groovy.
They went to the one about the big war.
I know you seen it before.
I guess I'm taking my chances, giving up
the ring throwing in my gloves.
Well, I guess I'm taking my chances,
trading in my things for a couple
wings on a little white dove.
And one big love, one big love.
Everybody do like a monkey if you want to go on and be funky.
No need to talk like a hero.
Talk a walk count down to zero, no sense defending your honor.
Just go on kiss him if you want to.
Never seen before is gone.
I'm going somewhere.
I guess I'm taking my chances, giving up the ring,
throwing in my gloves.
Yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah.
I guess I'm taking my chances, trading
in my things for a couple wings on a little white dove,
and one big love.
One big love.
I don't know where you are, and I don't care.
And now we're out of gas and running
on air, and one big love.
Everybody [INAUDIBLE] Everybody's
swinging from a big star.
Everybody's riding in the cool car.
Let's take a ride to the seaside.
One big love.
We can go out swimming in the high tide.
One big love.
Everybody do like a monkey.
One big love.
If you want to go on and be funky.
One big love.
Let's take a ride to the seaside.
One big love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wohoh, owaw wauwauw, uwawauwaw.
One big love.
Let's take a ride to the seaside.
Let's take a ride to the sea slide.
Let's take a ride to the seaside.
Yeah.
One big love.
Everybody's gone, and it's groovy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
One big love.